Mountain Biking: Rubber side down- Time for a TurnaroundWell, my friends, things are finally looking up, and good timing, too, since I’m sure you’re all sick of me bitching. Recent bike build, including wheels… fun! In what feels like a fairly short time, I’ve come from sitting around … Continue reading → […]
- This Raised My PulseHey, baby… wanna ride? I may be injured, but I’m not dead yet. I can still have racy thoughts. Here’s more info. In other news, UBI was an awesome success! I had a blast. I highly recommend it. Overhaul day…. … Continue reading → […]
- Time for a Turnaround
- Edgy Veggie
‘Furry Vengeance’ this week: developer vs. the wild
What? What is this? I haven’t seen a single ad for this — not that I’m complaining.
Plot Summary: “Furry Vengeance” is a live action family comedy in which an ambitious young real estate developer, Dan Sanders, faces off with a band of angry animals when his new housing subdivision pushes too far into a pristine part of the wilderness. Led by an incredibly clever raccoon, the animals stymie the development and teach our hero about the environmental consequences of man’s encroachment on nature.
The movie opens this week.
Here’s what I would have written for the logline: A skunk and a raccoon hot-wire a car in an attempt to stop Brendan Fraser from whatever in a movie that features Sr. Chang from “Community” as the bad guy. And a bear knocks over a portable toilet with Brendan Fraser in it.
Because those are obviously the highlights and because I kind of doubt the ability of the film to “teach our hero about the environmental consequences of man’s encroachment on nature.”
But hey! Maybe I’m wrong!
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