Terrifying bikes for winter (or war?)

October 25, 2010 · Posted by in Bikes 

I’ve never really bought into the car vs. bike vitriol.

Based on casual observation, I think it’s pretty easy to see that cars, bikes and pedestrians all make poor decisions pretty frequently — but not as frequently as they make good decisions.

Still, there are two things that make me wary of riding the bike: heavily-trafficked roads and winter. If I can avoid 28th St., I do it. If I can avoid ice or snow, I do it.

But if I were to take on one or both at once, maybe I’d want one of these Frankenbikes:

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You’d kind of want to point that flamethrower straight ahead, I’d think. You know, to melt snow. Probably have to set it off to the side, though.

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If only there were pedals in there...

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Here’s one that makes use of teamwork and liquid insulation:

The "Pedal Pub."

 

And, finally, can we please make a human-powered version of this one?:

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